almost got her brother blind with a crazy golf stick                                                  .

loves dogs more than human beings                                                  .

accidentially burned down a russian apartment                                                  .

got bitten in the face by a horse                                                  .










                                                             dreams of a world without revolving doors

                                                             has a doppelganger, which confuses her friends

                                                             tends to give her devices nicknames

                                                             allergic to meat, but vegetarian anyways